i wonder what satan will bring me for christmas this year
i wonder what satan will bring me for christmas this year
*makes out with you* haha no homo bro *tenderly kisses your neck* no homo *slides my hand down your pants and breathes on your neck* no homo bro
(Source: jimbertimber)
“You look tired” is the less rude version of “Wow did you even try today”
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
www.now.org
www.rawa.org
www.womenslaw.org
www.amnestyusa.org
www.globalissues.org
www.globalfundforwomen.orgTo the men who have told me that I’m overreacting and “it’s the 21st century women are equal now”
Ditto.
Note that the “women make only 77.5 cents for every dollar that men earn” statistic applies only to white women. Women of color make significantly less.
- Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
- Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.
Jesus Christ.
(Source: sydneydiana)